CHESTWIG PLAYS CLUB RETRO THIS SATURDAY!FULLY SIK!
Yes bro, I am fully serious!!! You can dance the funky chicken and try and pick up chicks with his classic lines like..."I know the DJ"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will be playing for SIX AND A HALF HOURS! Making all those secrateries think about dictaphones...
The adress is "Club Retro 383 Lonsdale Street" I will be playing from 10pm till 4:30 (eek!), on the ground level with the newly installed DISCO DANCE FLOOR!!! I will be playing everything ranging from 70's funk, disco, 80's dance and stuff with the focus on dance, not pop...Ohh shit am I really trying to sell this shit or what?!?!?!
We all know that club retro can be harder to get into than Marsha Bradies panties @ that time of the month (
) but I am lucky enough to have secured a free entry guest list!!!!!! So if you think your cool enough to boogie down on the flashy floor send me a PM and I'll make sure they raise the rope and you go straight to the boogie town!!
club retro.. fully sick
love the fluero paint
crikey moses
go dave
;D
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
I'm gonna make you dance till you bleed cream.
...or start creaming blood.
watch out for the nightlcub tour buses!!!
"WHADDYA MEAN YA CAN't GET ON THE MIC AND WISH SHARRON FROM BROADMEADOWSA HAPPY 21st? YOUR FUCT!!"
yeah, livin' the dream baby....ugh!
review soon....
yeah, livin' the dream baby....ugh!
I watched a tart and a footballer crawl along the edge of a straight razor on a disco dancefloor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare.
[tt]I AM THAT TART[/tt]
Well its all on again this saturday, can you brave lonsdale street? Do you get a hotdog with cheese included in your pay packet? How cool is the flashing dance floor? Will chestwig really beat juggle the locomtion and beatbox over wham? All these questions and a pile of free drinks, this saturday @ RETRO!! If you r keen to be seen drop me a line..
HA!
[tt]you never supported my art[/tt]
Dave, I don't wanna sound gay or nothing but you got a really sweet art. 
sorry, so you start at 4.30?
that could work, after my monthly braining im bound to need a little disco therapy
convince me a little more an ill bring up my satin disco jumpsuit!
actually nobody wants to see that not even retro... :-/
sure they do mits
especially all the muzza across the road at amber lounge
He's just teasing, he knows I wanna see it bad....no I start @ 10pm and go till 4:30 - 5:00 am..
poo,
what is a muzza?? is it something to do wit mullets?
hey wig, your mailout says you've pretty much left Retro in your wake - should I move this to past events? gotta file, you know.