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CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!

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nicnac
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absolutely adorable!!

Mr. Nodding Puppet
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such a softy nic :w:

rock the fucken fuck or stfu

The Mustard Bastard
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mmmmmm. Freshly killed kitten served on a bed of Nutrigrain.

Sm1clatxi
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yeah is that before or after the oven "incident"?

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The Mustard Bastard
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I like it raw.

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freshly killed, or slightly rank?

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The Mustard Bastard
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Definitely fresh. I'm not a savage.

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see im more a scavenger so i like it a bit festy

i mean what the hell am i saying?

that's a kitten for fucks sake

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your right, it might be tender but its only a snack, it should have grown a bit more meat on it before it was eaten

something profound! make it up yourself. what, do i have to think for everyone around here. now go dream about your mum in my jocks.

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Careful, it's an "iron-kitten".

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shit
i didn't ever post anything in this thread little iron kitten you incredibly cute little thing!!!

(shh! i heard the iron kittens are ravenous, dream lurking, brain eaters....)

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funny funny

so theres hard rubbish in my area and there a lot of shit on the street. walking past and that sticker caught my eye. i used to love that little alien

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to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth,
to see those dear to them bathed in tears,
to to your bosom their wives and daughters bring.
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Shit that's old, I think channel 7 has gone through two logo changes since then.

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fuck yeah

we were just laughing our heads off the other night about that episode where he was smoking cigars and wearing sunnies
piss funny just to think of

also this isn't quite how i remember him but i guess he's been working out and stuff now

alf rules - that sticker was a piss take of the joh (bjelke peterson) for pm stickers of the time
oh yeah how cool is it that joh died ay???
fucking cool

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and how's this guy?

he's cool cos of that t-shirt

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Dogus
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push him and he'd role a mile :rof:

something profound! make it up yourself. what, do i have to think for everyone around here. now go dream about your mum in my jocks.

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The Mustard Bastard
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Light beer!

What a pussy.

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hey noone has commented on the size of alfs package in the new photo of him

i mean why doesn't he have his own show now

alf two : alf goes to college and gets bjs all day from willing sluts

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I'ld watch that. I can just imagine Alf acting like Rodney Dangerfield.

I loved Alf. And I saved that image.

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i loved alf too, and i think as testament to his lasting ability to make weary internet nerd cynics laugh at the mere mention of his name we should have a party in his honour

the party at my house now has a theme that is alf
like if ya come dressed as alf you get seven virgins if you blow yourself up too... hang on that's no good.

nah fuck the party

hmmm

i wonder what we should do...

ok i have an idea

for the next six weeks whenever anyone asks us to do anything we say "hey, no prahblem"
and if we need help we must sing "help me wanda, help help me wanda"  well maybe not sing, alf didn't reall ysing did he? he more talked, but still
and if anyone else can come up with any other alf quotes to be common usage i'll do that too

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How good is your memory?

I (without cheating) am able to name the entire family.

I even know the nosey Neighbours name.

I have the alf board game, poster book, teddy and no doubt numerous more.

But fuck me if I can think of another quote. Something about the "Cat's in the fridge" or something.   :-/

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hmm dunno scotto

but bow for your alf knowledge

i remember millhouse saying look alf pogs

hmm

"hey, no prahblem"

umm

"hey, no prahblem"

umm

"hey, no prahblem"

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"Ah, ha ha... I kill me!"  (I still use that one occaisionally)

I have the Alf doll.

Wrong. Most of the time.

riding the obnox train

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I once owned the Alf 7" single....."my name is alf and i'm not from earth..."

this is where I draw the line________________________Wigsville - dreams -  reality - what.

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Q. What's Alf's real name.

A. Gordon Shumway

Remember the Alf cartoon back on planet Melmac? How about the comic book? I even had the action figures.

I miss Alf.   :'(

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And I gotta hear that Chestwig!!!

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Another day, another cute pic.......

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wouldnt that be tasty in a nice plum sause

something profound! make it up yourself. what, do i have to think for everyone around here. now go dream about your mum in my jocks.

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I was watching a thing on Bird Flu  the other day and showed people eating cold duck's blood soup.

Yummy.    :P

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who the fuck eats cold ducks blood soup and doesn't get shot at with revolvers these days anyway - it's just not as dangerous as it used to be

fucking stupid photo hosting sites, i hate em

now that's cute

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