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Dirka Shirker Beserker Hezbollah Mustafa

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Sm1clatxi
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shirk,  if ya hate the title ya better tell me

i am a naughty cheesecake

Dogus
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you suck tities, hippy

something profound! make it up yourself. what, do i have to think for everyone around here. now go dream about your mum in my jocks.

Scotto
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I love it.    ;D

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drew
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Let the beserker shirkin begin

Sm1clatxi
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thanks dog.

got a couple spare?
i'm all out

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The Mustard Bastard
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You could probably get some spare tits from Drew's excited little man.

That avatar is almost hypnotising...  :o....

must shake...
must shake...
must shake...
must shake...
must shake... babies
must shake babies...
must shake babies...
must shake babies...

Adewah
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im just waiting for the day he explodes.

what is the beeswax for?

Sm1clatxi
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yeah,

pizza time

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Adewah
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it'd be like a pinata.

what is the beeswax for?

The Mustard Bastard
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I wanna throw him in a bath with my dirty clothes and some detergent and see how useful he can be.

Sm1clatxi
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you better wet him too, or do you plan on turning up the heat?

duh, in the bath pete, in the bath, wet in the bath maybe you toss

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Adewah
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;D

you would think someone with that much energy wouldn't be so...robust.

what is the beeswax for?

Sm1clatxi
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oh he's bust alright

man-bust as big as ya want

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The Mustard Bastard
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;D

you would think someone with that much energy wouldn't be so...robust.

Yeah. He's been doing that every time I get on this board.

Maybe he sleeps at night when no one's online and start agian as someone logs in.... just like that sneaky little fucker in my glovebox.

hehehe glove

hehehe box.

Adewah
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this all just takes me back to high school where there was this kid with some crazy disease where he lacked that thing in your brain that made you feel full. so you could imagine he was pretty much the size of three of us other yr 7 kiddies. apparentely his parents had to chain up the fridge.

meanwhile, the poor guy is probably dead now.

fuck, sorry everyone. way to bring the new thread down........

sunshine, lollypops......

what is the beeswax for?

drew
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^^ Fully, I watched this doco on this fella that would sleep walk everynight and go to the fridge and eat. The wife had to hide all the food everynight.  

Adewah
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why didn't she just get a psuedo fridge?

what is the beeswax for?

The Mustard Bastard
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she did but he ate it.

Dogus
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i think i might go get some cds after work today, mmmm fun

just got another hour to go,

something profound! make it up yourself. what, do i have to think for everyone around here. now go dream about your mum in my jocks.

The Mustard Bastard
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thirty...five... minutes

ARGHHHHHHHHH.

Ah well. I just scored a four day weekend so I'll have to manage. [smiley=lol3.gif]

Dogus
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wtf, why?

something profound! make it up yourself. what, do i have to think for everyone around here. now go dream about your mum in my jocks.

The Mustard Bastard
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because I told my boss I was going to burn out and turn into a fine dusty substance if I didn't get some fucking rest.

Adewah
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sounds like your boss is a sucker.

what is the beeswax for?

The Mustard Bastard
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Not really.

He said no at first but after getting his face out of the monitor I think he could see I need it.

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apparentely his parents had to chain up the fridge.

meanwhile, the poor guy is probably dead now.

sunshine, lollypops......

dead or chained up in the deli section of your old local safeway?

mmm processed meat

i am a naughty cheesecake

Dogus
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last night i ate a bacon sandwick in fried bread, i felt a little icky by the end of it, it was weidr watching a massive pool of bacon fat just dissapear into the bread.

it was realy tasty though

something profound! make it up yourself. what, do i have to think for everyone around here. now go dream about your mum in my jocks.

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stupid pig, die and be eaten

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this all just takes me back to high school where there was this kid with some crazy disease where he lacked that thing in your brain that made you feel full. so you could imagine he was pretty much the size of three of us other yr 7 kiddies. apparentely his parents had to chain up the fridge.

meanwhile, the poor guy is probably dead now.

fuck, sorry everyone. way to bring the new thread down........

sunshine, lollypops......

Yeah, I've heard of that disease before. Its called "Badexcuseforbeingafatcuntitis".

*Scotto - you're an idiot*  - tailz

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Dogus
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its a bit blasphemouse but i actually want some work to do, bored i am.

so kids, hows the skive today, it could be a good one

something profound! make it up yourself. what, do i have to think for everyone around here. now go dream about your mum in my jocks.

Adewah
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fuck working on a day like this.

fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

what is the beeswax for?

Dogus
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it looks a little breezy, it was realy still when i was riding to work, but it does look nice, like its a good day to play in a park or watch tv :-/

something profound! make it up yourself. what, do i have to think for everyone around here. now go dream about your mum in my jocks.