Messy Creations NYE 2007/08

Hey there Party Punks and Messy Monsters,

It's been a quiet year for the Messy Crew team, exporting some of team to avoid charges and waiting for the heat to die down before running a massive burn on the city that will leave all those witness to it scarred and broken (former shadows of our previous shells) with a trail of destruction left in our wake. But the question is When? Where? Dangerous highs and even more daring lows? Who smoked my last cigarette? And of course - Where's the shitter?

In order to answer these questions and to take a more scientific approach to non-conventional party planning a crack squad of space-monkeys set about the task of answering these stupid yet head-scratchingly inane questions. At first an Ouija board was consulted to contact the land of the dead and ask the spirit world for some much needed advice, but all lines were currently down, followed by a naked Hindu astrologer and a gypsy fortune teller sent back through time to help us upon our journey of sensual self-discovery. However they kept saying it would be years before the public psyche would recover from previous happenings. But we stood defiantly in the glistening sun with the spear and magic helmet raised to the heavens and screamed "NO GODDAMN IT!!!" This must be done for good or ill, too many cages will go un-rattled were it not so.

That's Right Pussycat! We're back and stronger than ever (Kind of like Voldemort) With: Messy Creations NYE '07 ? "The quest of Kevin" (Bullshit Really"). No No It's: Messy Creations NYE '07 ? "The Search for Spock" (Again dear reader ? pure fertilizer).

It's actually: MESSY CREATIONS NYE '07 ? "I [HEART] MESS" (Good title ? who thought of that?)

Any-how strap on the plastic pants and set some stupid Salmon-pink-shirt wearing mutha-fucka on fire, as we launch into 2008, with half-baked (pun intended) plans for world domination (or at least; good dudes, sexy dudettes, ace tunes and a happy-go-lucky-fuck you attitude)

IT IS TIME for the rise of a giant phoenix (only a lot uglier) ? MESSY CREATIONS NYE '07

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So If you've managed to wade through that cacophony of manic randomness you are either scratching your head, putting it back together or chomping at the bit to know a little more about how to ride that Messy pony into 'Love and Hate 2008'

Well here's the lowdown on the plan for all the Messy fans.

This New Years Messy is shifting the scale and creating an intimate, tight, and pimped out party in a rocking little warehouse just a few minutes gallop from the city. Rather than aiming for the megabash miles out of town now we wanna party where everyone knows your name.

Kicking off in the early evening we will present the Messy Block party, outside in the twighlight with a barbeque, party beats and champagne on arrival to fuel the nonsense and set the scene for the frivolity to follow. But this is just the beginning because when the sun has slipped off behind the city's silhouette we enter phase 2, the tasty sequel. What is behind that garage door? Well it'll be everything you have come to expect from the Messy clan along with new treats for the senses. In our lush little box (once owned by some chick named Pandora) we have upped the intensity and attention to detail with a new gallery of Messy decor and lighting to tickle your senses (oh yeah, just like that... a little to the left... now you got it... mmmmm). The artists in residence are busy with chainsaws, scalpels and paintbrushes carving out a new playground that is also equipped with a Hexagonal surround sound system, driven by all the Messy operators, who will keep driving and driving, running from the sirens, revolver out the window taking pot shots at the letterboxes all the way into the new year. YEE (fucking) HARR!!!

Let's distill that even more.

10 minutes form the city. 2 stages. Free BBQ and champagne on arrival. Full scale theater lighting. New decor installations. Live video projections. Kick arse Dj's. Six stacks of sound... and all the messy love you can handle... and all for $25!

So if you wanna get messy with the peeps who have made a name for it, saddle up for some Love and Hate in 2008. But if you are keen you are gonna have to saddle up damn fast as this event is STRICTLY LIMITED to 200 tickets and WILL SELL OUT! So get yourself together so you can rip yourself apart.

First round tickets AVAILABLE NOW through website: