My Dirty Little Confession

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tailz
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Oh, my dear Messy Board.  

I apologise. I don't know how to say this, so I shall jsut spit it out:  
I have cheated on you. and I feel dirrrrty. Those who know, know.  

I thought I should tell you before someone else did. If only you gave me poker, like the other, I might not have strayed. If you had been more attentive with the titilation, I would still be yours for eternity. I would never have looked at another. Truly.

Can you ever forgive me? Seriously... I would still do anything for you and will always love you - but just needed some 'fresh meat'; entertainment, if you will.  Even you must admit that lately you have been a little, well (dare I say it) 'lacklustre'....  

Now, come on, there's no need to get aggro - really is throwing plates going to achieve anything?

I'm WHAT??? That's jsut your anger and hurt talking there... No? Well, you know, you haven't been that easy to live with the past few weeks, either... Been holding back on the action..  

eh? What's that?  Fuck you too! *gasp* I never!  

I may have no morals, but you're a fucking frigid prude!

I tried to do the right thing and tell you - honesty, yeah? But you can't even give me some credit for THAT!!!!!!  

DON'T U DARE throw that at me....  You'll regret it tomorrow *gives a stern look*

Look, I'm going for a walk until you cool off. I'll drop by later and see if you are willing to talk.

*walks away*  

*thud*

OUCH!  

Fuck you!  
Hit ME in the back of the head, huh?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*rolls eyes* Now you are just being petty...  I WILL interrobang as much as I like, thank you very much.

That's it, I've had enough - I am outta here for the moment......................................................................

*sobs on the way out the door*

*stops and turns back for one more look*

I hope you can believe that I truly never meant to hurt you ......

Wrong. Most of the time.

riding the obnox train

pointi
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bloody crackbook

why is the rum always gone...

Scotto
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Ya know you can do both. Messy is all for an open relationship.

*Scotto - you're an idiot*  - tailz

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SDF-1
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LAME!

No spaghetti disco too bolognaise, no italo cheese too everybody bow wow wow.

Mbug
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Strumpet [smiley=cry.gif]

CuznPatwig
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you should write for neighbours

if you don't eat breakfast you don't go to jail.

tailz
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Are you suggesting that my confession was painful, mundane cheesy drama?

NEVER!!!!!!

The crack is taking hold though, peoples!

I told you Ren, I still love you and will be back. you know how new relationships are addictive at the start... Tongue Smile

Me and Messy were always meant to be... I jsut need to venture out and be sure that I am ready to settle down, you know?

Wrong. Most of the time.

riding the obnox train

Scotto
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I whored myself on facebook for about 2 weeks until it just became another crappy site.

I always come back to Messy. And IGN.

*Scotto - you're an idiot*  - tailz

"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

SDF-1
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and kotaku... right? or else ur nerd credentials have plummeted scotto. pfft ign.

No spaghetti disco too bolognaise, no italo cheese too everybody bow wow wow.

Mbug
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Crack kills.... Just say NO

Scotto
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Meh, Its just too random. I need a much more structured news feed with multiple updates on all elements of gaming, movies, dvds and comics.

Its like going to the odd spot for your daily media.

*Scotto - you're an idiot*  - tailz

"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Scotto
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I have a confession to make too.

I've started to occasionally listen to talk-back radio.   :-[

*Scotto - you're an idiot*  - tailz

"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Luka
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jo only listens to radio national and im coming around
(only due to all other radio being absolutely shite)

AM for the win

problemchild

Luka
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i have been addicted to this game

destop tower defense
http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/Game.asp

problemchild

Adewah
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Quote:
jo only listens to radio national and im coming around
(only due to all other radio being absolutely shite)

AM for the win

i rekon RRR is still pretty fuckin good.

no shite music (though i do miss the pirate shantys of a tuesdee arvo), and the presenters actually have brains in their skulls unlike most other FM stations - well the commercial ones anyways.

i rekon the best part is that the variety of tunes you hear, they easily cane any other station i have ever listented to. earlier today they were playing rock type stuff, now we got some swingin jazz stylee.

its the bomb peeps. i havent looked back since i first tuned in...

what is the beeswax for?

Luka
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actually everything that RRR have i think radio national do just as well,
well i suppose they dont push the grungey rock side that much

but i have heard amazing dub and reggae, very cool abstract contempory and even artists like aphex twin being played. i always thought radio national was just for old poeple

maybe im getting old

but yeah, RRR is a goer for sure
back when i used to listen to a shite load of radio (When i was working for sushi company) i had RRR on non-stop.

problemchild

Mr. Nodding Puppet
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Wink

fucken good to see the back of ya FUCK OFF

rock the fucken fuck or stfu

Sm1clatxi
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radio national do have some good shows. other planets used to be good but  i can't be fucked listening to the radio tho
I have one built in to my amp in my bedroom, that's it. rrr is good but they talk too much
i miss zzz in brissie, a variety of alternative (non jjj) stuff all day then the genre shows at night, but cos they can never get their shit together to do anything without upsetting some leftist minority group or other or worrying about same , or being all anarchist and not using windows based computers, but having only one person who comes in for an hour a month who understand linux it's still not streamed. stupid hippie anarcho commos

i am a naughty cheesecake

mic
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join matts club....fuck this shit!

or lets play rock paper sissors...

see you out there!

oops.........ahhh.......i didn't do it!      No really, it wasn't me.

Mr. Nodding Puppet
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join my group bitch

rock the fucken fuck or stfu

CuznPatwig
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it's funny matt's all "fuck this shit" yet every time i get an nvitation to add one of those retarded new programs it's from him.

phoney

if you don't eat breakfast you don't go to jail.

Mr. Nodding Puppet
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i must have been hacked

rock the fucken fuck or stfu

Sm1clatxi
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pfft, you're not hacked, your just big boned

i am a naughty cheesecake

Scotto
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You're not a hack Matt. I reckon you play quite well.

*Scotto - you're an idiot*  - tailz

"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

mic
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nope, he's a hack!

but he's down with backyard guitar  ;)

oops.........ahhh.......i didn't do it!      No really, it wasn't me.

Scotto
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Is that like the first level of Guitar Hero where you play in a backyard?

*Scotto - you're an idiot*  - tailz

"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

mic
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nope.

the 6 in the morning, off your face, in ya boxers type backyard guitar

oops.........ahhh.......i didn't do it!      No really, it wasn't me.

Scotto
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Ohhhhhhhhhh, that type of guitar. I got ya.

I reckon backyard accordian while dancing a jig would be even better!!! Matt, would you please?

*Scotto - you're an idiot*  - tailz

"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

mic
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nice...better keep ya pants on for that one!

oops.........ahhh.......i didn't do it!      No really, it wasn't me.