Mon, 23/01/2006 - 1:27pm
THE SIMPLEAR
The functionaility of the ear-wax glands is reduced to minimum. Therefore the wax function is kept but with no more negative effect.
At the most cases there is an extensive improvement of the hearing. That is thanks to the special grooves which lead the sound exactly to the redesigned ear canal and than to the ear drum.
Both grooves and ear canal are custom made to fit your needs.
The new external ear is made of recipients DNA culture and completely replaces the original one.
THE SIMPLENOSE
The simplified nostril helps to keep the sinus nasal clean. The upgrade does not affects the original function of the mucosa which is due to unique DNA culture manipulated and growth by KanaLabs (Kanazawa, Japan).
The specialy shaped mucosa is 30 % bigger than the original one to ensure full non-problematic function. Thanks to this special mucosa the vibrissas are not needed anymore and are permanently removed from whole sinus nasal.
To keep desired shape of the nose the nasal cartilage is lenghten by recipients DNA culture and bio-plastic shaping bridge is implanted.
THE SIMPLETOOTH
This upgrade is truly revolution in dentistry. Not just because of the shape but also due to the materials and technologies.
With no interdental space there is almost no problem with the food remnants. The cleaning is the simpliest and easiest ever. Just a few motion with toothbrush and finished!
Thanks to the new N-DNA (neutral DNA cell) culture used for the tooth and the unique SRF (self reparation function) is the new tooth in normal circumstances almost undestroyable.
The SRF is invented by Human Upgrades Laboratories and provides nutrition of artificial N-DNA cultures. Organ with SRF can partialy repair it self.
Mon, 23/01/2006 - 1:59pm
#1
Re: Revolutionary human upgrades ... simpler life!
the capacity of that simple nostril looks it might pave the way for a whole lot more to go up there.
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
Mon, 23/01/2006 - 2:34pm
#2
Re: Revolutionary human upgrades ... simpler life!
A tooth like that would not be effective at tearing meat and flesh so that's no good. And that nose just looks plain ugly. Nostrils definitely are not a human's more attractive asset.
The ear seems cool though.
And when you said other things could go up that nose Matt, did you mean drugs or dicks.......or both? Would be easy to pick.
Mon, 23/01/2006 - 2:39pm
#3
Re: Revolutionary human upgrades ... simpler life!
you nose :-/ what i mean scotto
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
Mon, 23/01/2006 - 2:51pm
#4
Re: Revolutionary human upgrades ... simpler life!
i reckon we could use a couple more arms and maybe some more breasts oh yeah and fly eyes woould be cool too,
Mon, 23/01/2006 - 2:55pm
#5
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I was gonna reccomend extra breasts but I've only got two hands.
I was also thinking about having a horse body like a centaur but I'ld get sick of shitting on my ankles and I don't wanna be shot if I trip over.
A bat radar system would be handy for those late night toilet navigations though.
Oh and wings......but that goes without saying.
Mon, 23/01/2006 - 2:57pm
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yeah wings would be kick arse. and another mouth on your behind give a whole knew meaning to talkin shit
Mon, 23/01/2006 - 3:02pm
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yeah wings would be kick arse. and another mouth on your behind give a whole knew meaning to talkin shit
You do fine as it is Sunny. ;)
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 8:25am
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Re: Revolutionary human upgrades ... simpler life!
I saw this on http://www.deadbodyguy.com
The world is not perfect cause if it was women would have three boobies.
The third would be on their back for use during slow dancing.
Fair nuff...
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 8:38am
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"ahem ..."
http://www.messycreations.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1087375679/572#572
guess i should've posted pics... but the palmclit and cuntoung are nsfw 
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 1:00pm
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scotto indeed you are a pisser
poor ole cuznmatt doesn't mind the odd cock joke either... ;D
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i dunno how big your dick is though scotto but mine just wouldn't go in there ay
also three breasts - two hands one mouth = three good places umm
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 1:07pm
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Sorry spaz .. I dont read the links page much ... but everyone should check that site out coz there are some really strange "female anatomy" (if you know what I mean) upgrades .. interesting
neither do i, i was just all like "no way" and you were all like "..." ('cause you weren't here, duh) and i was all like "i so beat you to that" and you were all like, well I put pictures up (is what you were implying) and i was all like, well screw you man i don't need you anyway. and you were all like "we'll see about that mister" and i was all like, well take that man, and you were all like, yeah well eat fire extinguisher, bitch. and i was all like, argh argh ow, my nostrils, argh, and you were all like "mwahahahahahaaaaaa" and cackling with glee and shit.
man i just realised, you can be pretty harsh sometimes nic.
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 1:15pm
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psycho!!
i love my squeaky love!
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 1:16pm
#14
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christ why cant people just get along ay?
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 1:21pm
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psycho!!
i love my squeaky love!
Loosely translates as "I love Spaz!"
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 2:12pm
#16
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aw 
i heart naccers.
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 2:17pm
#17
Re: Revolutionary human upgrades ... simpler life!
Hey Nic did you get lip upgrades?
Or have you just evolved to be able to kiss ass like that?
(sorry, I just couldn't resist)
...perhaps I've just got a natural cuntounge upgrade... not like the one on the website, but just a tongue that says cunty things from time to time.
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 2:24pm
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its funny you mention that .. I did!!
and I have noticed you've had a 'being funny' upgrade!!
you never used to be that funny!!
Wink
hehee
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 3:03pm
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I heart naccers.
...now I'm going to go and see if I can put this cuntongue to some good use.
Tue, 24/01/2006 - 5:39pm
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scotto indeed you are a pisser
i dunno how big your dick is though scotto but mine just wouldn't go in there ay
But it looks wider than an asshole.
Depends how stretchy the nose is I suppose. I'm thinking its not due to the cartlidge but someone would find out the hard way.
I can see it now.
"Help Doctor. My boyfriend had his dick in my nose and the side just split open" while her boyfriend stands behind her with a proud grin.
Wed, 25/01/2006 - 7:29am
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heh heh
"help me doctor, we were having nasal sex when i sneezed.."
Wed, 25/01/2006 - 10:32am
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yeah maybe .i'm thinking about a smaller faced person i know.
umm
"help me doctor i'm being given a penis labotomy"
Sorry spaz .. I dont read the links page much ... but everyone should check that site out coz there are some really strange "female anatomy" (if you know what I mean) upgrades .. interesting
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