Tue, 14/02/2006 - 12:54pm
Here are some notably vomitous or comical messages in todays Herald Sun.
NOODLEBOY
You make my wok sizzle.
Love you more than all the stars
Mai Ling
POOKEY BEAR
This is to let you know that I wuv you
Huggles and Kissles
Mauskey Bear
MITTA EGAN
You capture my hart
Luv you longtime
Your saucy chook pluckin' lady
POTSY
Pacers are red
Chargers are blue
Sell that black car
and I'll marry you
luv Schnebley
...hehehe... for the record... there is no 'w' in 'love' which is spelled with an 'o' and an 'e'. Why do feelings of affection make people dribble?
Tue, 14/02/2006 - 1:03pm
#1
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cause these people are retarded dame. retarded!
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
Tue, 14/02/2006 - 1:14pm
#3
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lovely. grumpy stink lips. :o
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
Tue, 14/02/2006 - 1:49pm
#4
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grumypy stink fingers on toast for valentines brekky i reckon
Tue, 14/02/2006 - 2:31pm
#5
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I knew I forgot to do something. :
Tue, 14/02/2006 - 3:11pm
#7
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Quote:
Well when you're getting valentines sex tonight because you are good boyfriend and remembered to get a thoughful gift for your girlfriend I want you to think of me.
that is soooooo wrong....
Tue, 14/02/2006 - 3:17pm
#8
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umm okay i doubt i'll be getting sex tonight, but if i do there's no way i wont be thinking about that tablecloth tie you were wearing the other night.....
geez
Tue, 14/02/2006 - 3:25pm
#9
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shucks :
Tue, 14/02/2006 - 4:25pm
#10
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Quote:
Well when you're getting valentines sex tonight because you are good boyfriend and remembered to get a thoughful gift for your girlfriend I want you to think of me.
If I do, you will pay. In fact, I'll come over and finish on you. 
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 8:00am
#11
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you guys make me vomit
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 8:58am
#12
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So... did you think of me Scotto? Did you? :
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 8:59am
#13
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eeuw :-?
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 9:02am
#14
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i did, and i didn't have sex as predicted...
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 9:05am
#15
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:-? :-? :-? :-? :-?
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 9:07am
#16
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look there's nothing more uncomfortable than feeling someone balls on your leg when they sit on your lap matt.....
now im just fucking with ya cuz, ok i'll stop
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 10:16am
#17
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Quote:
look there's nothing more uncomfortable than feeling someone balls on your leg when they sit on your lap matt.....
aw you big romantic softy, i'm so jealous
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 10:27am
#18
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it's ok spazzo, i'll sit on your knee next time i see you too, and i wear boxers....
i digress this is getting out of hand....
in other news....
alf is cool
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 10:33am
#19
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phew. for a moment there i thought it was getting "in of hand".
i <3 alf.
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 10:40am
#20
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i can only picture one in of hand and i don't like it really.
me and alf in happier times
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 10:54am
#21
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Just in case you're stuck for what to write in your Valentines day card (next year)........These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.
1. Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
3. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 10:59am
#22
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;D
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 11:08am
#23
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I think i like this one better:
If forever means forever --
it covers lifetimes.
If forever covers lifetimes --
It covers all the years of my life.
If forever covers all the years of my life --
Then it covers 18 to life.
If forever means forever --
Then I don't understand why you broke up with me just because I'm doing a little time.
You best get your priorities in order because one day I won't be in this cell
And you're gonna be sorry.
Forever.
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 11:17am
#24
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hmm, a bit nasty, got a grudge Miss A?
remember when your down think about alf - he'll cheer you up no fuckin worries ay
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 11:22am
#25
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Nope, no grudge. Although I wish I was as good as that dude at poetry. He'd be much better off writing poetry about Alf though, rather than love and a life behind bars, hey?
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 11:31am
#26
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indeed in fact there is no nobler cause than that of returning alf to prime time television, look i know two people who agree too
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 11:35am
#27
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that's good start pete, when you gonna start lobbying the networks?
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 11:37am
#28
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right after i get the quote drawn up, hey i'll send ya a copy just so ya can see the bs i've come up with for ya....
nah i mean tomorow
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 11:42am
#29
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i dont think anyone else would know what you're talking about pete but that suonds great :o go for gold bro
rock the fucken fuck or stfu
Wed, 15/02/2006 - 11:52am
#30
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im going for platinum baby, i'm so sick of winning gold
Hows this one:
HEY, grumpy stink lips. I love you.
bwahahahaha!