why the fuck is no cunt shirking.allshirknowork!!!

Cause you smell funny

i am shocked and appalled at the language.......pffffffttt!

fuck yeah cunt balls pick up your mother fucking shirking game!!

i really need this shirk on days like today were i have had a grand total of 2 jobs to do (which were done in about 30 mins this morn).

i really, really don't want to join fuckedbook...

I dunno where everyone else is getting their shrik from these days, cos there's very little to be had on facebook either.

shit, crap....balls!

i like this new one.

bollocks!

Yep it has been a quite week on the interweb.

meanwhile. where the fark is my farken money!!!
gonna be soo po'ed if my pay doesn't come in by cob today, cos then it means i've got $10 to last me till monday (didn't transfer any cash from savings, cos i was banking on getting paid today). fkn.

what the shit!

that's well fucked. what the fuck kind of buisness are they running over there?? fuck holes.

im not too flush with cashola, but i can always spot ya a 50 or so..

Well the policy was always to pay the friday before the 15th if the 15th falls over the weekend. But since the company's been bought up, payroll is done on another system.

I'm starting to worry that their stoogey system is full of stooge. In which case many a grievance will be aired.

Plus I was really keen on dropping by MSY tonite to bank some sweet gear. Fkn

we'll steer you through these hard times stevie. at least you have the shirk. good to see that some cunts are shirking again. i dont shirk so much coz i'm not on a computer based job anymore. which i in no way miss.

stevie, i concur with adewah's sentiment of 'fuck holes', sounds like a bit of a half arsed stooge operation to me.

so bored. i could cry.

here have a tissue....ooh, sorry i'll get you a clean one.

such a gentleman matty....  : :)

how come we cannae quote posts anymore?

im hoping cuz' tissue is not from more bass the other night...yikes!

shirk. shirkly. shirklydirkly dirk.

I AM SO FUCKING BORED!

somebody please entertain me...

please.  :(

here ya go adey, nothing like people stacking it on a slide for some entertainment

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gotta hate that shit. but at least your post gave me something to do for about half a second.

cheers cuz.

maybe i should go check out that lady who threw the tantrum at the airport on youtube. that should fill a few mins. i read in the paper that that video has had more hits than the airport where it all happened has had peeps through its doors since january....

Meanwhile. why do i always get looks like i'm fucking demented from folk when i go into a servo or bakery and order some pastry based good without sauce.

I've declined, its not due to an aneurysm, don't keep on checking to make sure I'm sure. Are we as Australians all that freaking predictable, that we need to slather everything to within an inch of its life? I know that thing's probably been stewing there for yonks, and the bacteria count is off the charts, sauce isn't going to change that one bit. Let me enjoy my pig snout in peace ffs.

I mean if you guys offerered some sorta genius garlic chilli, or ?maybe a quality seeded mustard, or even one of those b-grade bottled curry sauce conconcotions then we could talk. Until then stop looking at me crossways, cos I know you guys aren't gonna touch that shit either.

Same goes for mayo and schnitzel rolls, give me some garlic sauce up in this piece. I ain't taking the risk that the brand of mayo you back tastes like freshly squozen wang juice (and lets face it, many of them do).

how unaustralian that you wont take the sauce. get on the sauce stevie. how even more unaustralian that they want you to pay anywhere from 20 to 50 cents for the pleasure of the sauce. what a stooge.

yeah, but i mostly decline the sauce cos they charge for it.

and being a cheap cunt is aussie as.

you're such a condiment snob SDF.  ;D

perhaps you should get yourself a hip flask for your genius chilli sauce. everything can forever be smothered in that shit...

I was considering designs for a pocket sauce dispensing device. I reckon there's a market for it. But I got stuck iin the conceptual stage for the  self cleaning nozzle, so you don't get any sauce in your pants (accidentally).

Alas the huy fong genius chilli sauce is not THE ONE. It is pretty genius, however. We tried to uncover its true identity at dumps the other day, but management wouldn't talk. I'm going to have to go to hong kong for this mofo. Don't think i won't.

it certainly wouldn't surprise me. you have already gone pretty deep on your search for the genius hot sauce. what are you up to now, 6 different types with no luck?

maybe they add "special hot sauce" to it....

the term 'hot sauce' already has enough bad memories attached as is.

i think its at least 8 sauces tried (in this household).

So today i walk in to the bakery, and the girl fangs sauce on my pastie without even friggen asking me!!!

I ain't having that shite.

did you ask her why she ruined your baked pastry goodness without asking?

i can't stand when that shit happens. make a fuss dammit!

i told her to get me another one. that she didn't ask if i wanted sauce so i wasn't taking it.

i know why she ruined it without asking. because its a fucking sauce conspiracy.

hahaha totally.

hmmm, this guys looks like he needs a banking of bacteria, and old sauce skin from our 15 month old counter top sauce bottle.

the worst though is when you spell out what you would like to the last fuckin detail and they still manage to fuck it.
like when i went out for breakfast one morning and they fucked my simple order of a chicken and avo foccacia three times. in the end i was pretty fucking shitty, and told them not to bother.

that display (and a few others...) of inability to listen to plain instruction has led me to never go out for breakfast again. i suffer because of a bunch of stupid fucks with no ability to understand plain fucking english. as far as i know, no dairy should be pretty easy to understand. thank fucking christ i am not anniphilactic (sp?) or suffer from some other heinous allergy, which could potentially cause death.....

perhaps we should rename this the culinary fuck over thread.  ;D

down with tomato sauce, its disgusting and smells like vomit.

besides, un-australian my arse, it was the damn imperialist british arseholes that invented sauce, i am being extra australian by saying no to imperialist sauce.

damn the man dammit!

you know if we did we'd get 50 odd pages of reet's recalling her myriad home delivery order fuck up woes. not cos she likes so much to vocalise them, but because they're so goddamn frequent.

true. she gets fucked over more than me, though she does eat out a fair bit, increasing the chances of getting the wrong thang.

in other news:

HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY PEEPS!!  

whats that you say???

WOOOOOOT!!!

indeed.  :D

no way - Adey gets fucked over waaaaaay more than me. See, if cheese accidentally came on my roll, I'd be like WOOOOOOT!

Adey on the other hand, would shit for a week and therefore has to send shit back!

It's just that fukkin cu*t with the nice smile at Zara's. He thinks his nice smile is enough to keep me onside - NOT WHEN YOU GIVE ME THE WRONG FOOD EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING TURKISH CU&T!!!!!

I'm going to set fire to Zara's one day...