Sat, 22/10/2005 - 11:35pm
In 25 words or less why would you like to win a date with our mystery man?
Dissapointment will not be an option for the winner of this fantastic prize.
Conditions of entry
1. All enteries become the property of the creator of this thread for publication at a later time.
2. Bribes are frowned upon but openly welcomed on the quiet.
3. Must appear to be female and under 65 but no younger than 48 years and 3 months.
4. Creative plagaurism will be favourably looked upon.
5. The competitions organisers have the final say, unless outvoted by the competitors, or so you can think.
6. All cost's associated with the prize will be met by the winner, and that means lots of good drinks.
7. Entries close when we have a winner and not before.
8. The prize will be reveled at the conclusion of the competition.
Sun, 23/10/2005 - 2:02am
#1
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
If DAn was single and writing such a thing, he'd talk dirty (is this 25 words yet?).
Sun, 23/10/2005 - 2:43am
#2
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
Hey baby,
I hope I'll win a date with you. I sometimes appear as female and some peeps think I'm 65. I'd love to win a date, I am so hot right And u will love me. This is over 25 words but im more than worth it!!! xxxxx 
Sun, 23/10/2005 - 2:47am
#3
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
you guys are fucked :rof: :rof: :rof: :rof:
Sun, 23/10/2005 - 2:50am
#4
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
you're just jealous of my juicy ass advertising for dan the man who's not really a man but would like girls to show him their cans - he got no fans, man. Dan the Tran, who can't catch a tram mam, i should be a poet, show it like you own it
:hb:
Sun, 23/10/2005 - 2:57am
#5
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
Oh Pointi your just jealous because we got first dib on mystery man. We know you want some mystery :wp: action
swiffffft
:scktc:
Sun, 23/10/2005 - 12:16pm
#6
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
Jealous? Hmmm so swifffffffffft, how can I compete with a hairstyle such as yours... and the free styling skills of the beautiful Snackers.
My bet is you're in with a strong chance so far Trashbag, but you must remember it's early days yet.
For the sake of a new tradition that will begin today, here is a haiku -
oh mystery man
which fair lass will intrigue you
i'm backing trashbag
(that was even worse than I thought it will be, ah well can only get better from here)
:wp: keep it clean contestants, buenos aires over and out.
Sun, 23/10/2005 - 12:37pm
#7
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
Hi, I dont have a profile on your site so I asked this really hot guy (who's actually the greatest Dj in the world) if I could use his ... so here's my entry thing....
"I went on a date with mystery man,
He had kissbale lips and a wandering hand,
I showed him 'my surprise',
He had that look in his eyes,
So I took him home in my van!!"
(Oopsies *giggle giggle play with hair* I went over the word limit!! I'm sooooo naughty!!)
Mon, 24/10/2005 - 11:20am
#8
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
piss funny nic nac
Mon, 24/10/2005 - 11:44am
#9
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
Quote:
you're just jealous of my juicy ass advertising for dan the man who's not really a man but would like girls to show him their cans - he got no fans, man. Dan the Tran, who can't catch a tram mam, i should be a poet, show it like you own it
:hb:
Think it's about time you introduce yourself, http://www.messycreations.com/board/?board=GeneralMain;action=display;num=1108082628.
By the looks of your avatar it looks like you like a snack or two.
Fri, 04/11/2005 - 11:47am
#10
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
hang on who won this and how come i didn't win?
didn;'t i say smoething like piss?
i 'll say it again
piss
now where is my hot fucking date?
Fri, 11/11/2005 - 7:59am
#11
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
Keep your pants on sm1clatxi!
I'd totally forgotten about this :lol:
Fri, 11/11/2005 - 8:24am
#12
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
Nic - gotta love that you responded to a haiku with a limerick.
I like your style.
Fri, 11/11/2005 - 8:42am
#13
Re: Win a date with our man of mystery.
hey just ask cuznmatt, ya don't need to keep your pants on to piss....
:rof: